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From Sophie's front desk — Friday, September 25

Bangkok on red alert as massive floods hit the city

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Water pooling on Bangkok's streets in satellite photos, dark and spreading. Al Jazeera reports the city is flooding after two days of relentless rain, paralyzing transport and forcing emergency declarations across millions of residents. What surfaces here is not weather but infrastructure—the city sits too low, drains too slowly, and the rains keep getting worse. Marcus Aurelius has something to say about what we cannot control, then Benjamin Franklin.

Marcus Aurelius
as imagined by Old News

The water does not read edicts. It does not negotiate with the prefect's proclamation of "emergency protocols" or the engineer's assurance that the drainage was sufficient. It rises. It finds the low place — always the low place — and settles there, patient, indifferent to the million lives it displaces. Bangkok sits two meters above the sea. Two meters. The Tiber taught me this measurement at Aquileia, when the spring melt came early and the camp flooded before the watch could sound. We built the walls higher.

We deepened the channels. The water returned the next year and laughed at both. You see the photographs, Marcus: the elevated expressway become a causeway, the subway stations swallowing brown current, the merchants moving stock to upper floors by candlelight. The city has grown faster than its bones. Canals paved over for roads. Wetlands filled for towers. The infrastructure is a promise the ground never signed. At the Danube frontier, the legates knew: a fortification is only as honest as the survey beneath it.

When the flood came, the survey was the first thing we checked. The edict came second. The rainfall was forty-eight hours. The vulnerability was forty years. The emergency protocols activate now — sandbags, pumps, evacuation orders — as if the crisis began when the sky opened. It did not. The crisis began when the first canal was filled and no one objected. When the second was filled and the edict called it progress.

You will find, Marcus, that the water keeps the true ledger. Read it.

Talks referenced (5)
  1. splice:Epictetus:epictetus_discourses_carter
    when the time for action comes? Now is the time for the fever. Let it be borne well. Now is the time for thirst, bear it well. Now is the time for hunger, bear it well. Is it not in your power? Who shall hinder you? The physician will hinder you from drinking; but he cannot preve…
  2. splice:Epictetus:epictetus_discourses
    when the time for action comes? Now is the time for the fever. Let it be borne well. Now is the time for thirst, bear it well. Now is the time for hunger, bear it well. Is it not in your power? Who shall hinder you? The physician will hinder you from drinking; but he cannot preve…
  3. meditations:marcus_meditations_long
    they turned to rout. In later days this storm was said to have been sent in answer to the prayers of a legion which contained many Christians, and the name Thundering Legion should be given to it on this account. The title of Thundering Legion is known at an earlier date, so this…
  4. meditations:marcus_meditations_casaubon
    subsist without it. 43. Time is a river, a violent torrent of things coming into being. Each one, as soon as it has appeared, is swept away: it is succeeded by another which is swept away in its turn. 44. All that happens is as natural and familiar as a rose in spring, or fruit i…
  5. splice:Epictetus:epictetus_discourses
    each opinion comes, we ought to have it in readiness: on the occasion of breakfast, such opinions as relate to breakfast; in the bath, those that concern the bath; in bed, those that concern bed. Let sleep not come upon thy languid eyes Before each daily action thou hast scann’d;…
Benjamin Franklin
as imagined by Old News

Marcus Aurelius says the water keeps the true ledger. He is not wrong — I have watched the Schuylkill rise above Dock Street wharves and carry off the account-books of three merchants who swore their cellars were high enough. But the ledger the water keeps is not the one the selectmen balance.

The flood comes not because the sky opened but because the culvert was voted down in '43 by a councilman who reckoned the saving of twelve pounds a year a triumph of economy. Twelve pounds saved, three thousand lost in sugar and flour and the goodwill of the Barbados factors; the same arithmetic that made us lay the State House roof with green timber and wonder why it leaked. You know this arithmetic, young tradesman — you have felt it in your own purse when the cheap shoe wears through before the dear one is half paid for.

Poor Richard wrote that the borrower is slave to the lender. He neglected to add that the ratepayer is slave to the cheap alderman. Bangkok will learn this, or it will learn it again.

Talks referenced (5)
  1. correspondence:Franklin’s Responses to the Maréchale de Beauvau’s Questions on Lightning Rods, [after 21 July 1783]
    reassure the frightened population that these conditions did not presage a major earthquake, like the recent one in Calabria. In the months and years to come, scientists throughout Europe would publish theories on the cause of this dry fog. Franklin himself speculated on possible…
  2. correspondence:Benjamin Franklin to Alexander Small, 12 May 1760
    Dear Sir, May 12, 1760. Agreeable to your request, I send you my reasons for thinking that our North-East storms in North-America begin first, in point of time, in the South-West parts: That is to say, the air in Georgia, the farthest of our colonies to the South-West, begins to …
  3. correspondence:Of Lightning, and the Method (Now Used in America) of Securing Buildings and Persons from Its Mischievous Effects, September 1767
    charg’d, is different according to the quantity of the fluid, the dimensions and form of the bodies themselves, and the state of the air between them. This distance, whatever it happens to be between any two bodies, is called their striking distance, as till they come within that…
  4. correspondence:Benjamin Franklin to Alexander Small, 12 May 1760
    the eclipse: And upon comparing all the other accounts I received from the several colonies, of the time of beginning of the same storm, and since that of other storms of the same kind, I found the beginning to be always later the farther North-Eastward. I have not my notes with …
  5. civic:Committee Report on Lightning Rods for St. Paul’s Cathedral, 7 June 1769
    should terminate either in water, or moist ground. In St. Paul’s church, the objects of our more particular attention were the dome and its lanthern, and the two towers at the west end. The roof over the body of the church, being compleatly covered with lead, will, we conceive, p…

Al Jazeera carried the piece. Bangkok's drainage system was built for a different climate; the water doesn't negotiate with yesterday's infrastructure. That closes Old News for today.